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PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Sho

EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.


TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!


SPRING TIME.... -


TAGS: spring girls belly button
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by steph1

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:07 am
Disgusto. 5. But still disgusto.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:38 pm
...and what looks like a neck pouch is a gym bag. 5 little girlies!


SUMMER - It's Belly button season




REBELS... -


TAGS: rebels insurgents politics
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:09 am
Can' quite do that (SALT-II)... But we could send a few of our new flying death-rays over there & have them set beams on a wide-pattern.
NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:07 am
It's always the zealots of any cultural group that tend to give it's passions a black-eye.
curlyrocks - March 19, 2013, 9:42 pm
The problem is after these dictators have been overthrown rational Muslims throw away there guns to try and start peace, but the psycho religious ones pick them up to try and usher in there religious oppression
forseti - April 5, 2011, 3:33 am
Once upon a time there was a war. Nowadays it is called "American Revolutionary War". Perhaps you heard from it. The colonies against GB. Think about it and try to get the similarities... Then think about your statements...
corneredbadger - April 4, 2011, 7:59 pm
nuke the region from orbit
palmat - April 4, 2011, 1:13 pm
it's just good business for some people.
440wakeup - April 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
This is all I've been trying to say. Let KADAFFI WIPE THESE GUYS OUT! THEN extract him with delta force.
WTFO - April 3, 2011, 10:57 pm
In the case of Libya, it appears that several of the people we are arming are already insurgents we have been fighting in Iraq and Afghan. Different twist on an old problem.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:22 pm

there is so much truth in this


1st Date -




NEW GENERATIONS -


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm
There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.
5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping naked on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, naked? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am
Excellent!


GHETTO TOOTH FAIRY - You think that a Tinkerbell-looking fairy is going anywhere near Harlem?




HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


I GOT A FEVER - What's the cure!


TAGS: cowbell christopher walken snl
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

spacedog - July 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
Speaking of missing motifakers, where is MrRandom?


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


BE WHO YOU ARE -


TAGS: rebel
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Tenser

MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:26 am
I do not like green eggs and ham...I do not like them Sam I am! What? I thought you's wouldn't mind.


REBELLION - Hundreds gather to rebel against global warming


TAGS: rebels
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by house

hahahha - June 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
yep
PixieRose - June 3, 2011, 3:13 am
true true...now i want to try to beat this guy...i'm gonna go to alaska and make a lot of snowmen then make a motifake of it ^^ twill be amazing
Reverie - June 2, 2011, 6:00 pm
Dont worry you do too ;] I mean everyone knows one of the main rules to even making a Motifake account is having waaayyyyy too much free time >.>
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:47 am
someone has waaaaaay too much free time


THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP - Never Gonna Let You Down


TAGS: rickroll bel air
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Zacktaro

angelous - July 16, 2010, 9:47 pm
Just brilliant at rickrolling people... The guy that made it just got amazingly PWNED.


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: we don t believe in der power
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
That is absolutely cheating!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:14 am
I still think they cheated...
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
hand framed. I said no, the generator use, isn't that cheating. They told me that since they owned the generator it was OK to use it.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:10 am
I once hired an Amish carpentry crew to frame a house for me. They had a non-Amish driver bring them in a van to the site, and upon arrival the unloaded a generator from the van. I asked them if the generator was cheating...they said no, it will still...
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:36 am
that's funny shit there! 5 rumspaga's


I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...




MY HERO - Next, he plans to walk on the grass.




DIALOGUE AMONG CHURCHES - Wild as King Kong VS Godzilla and entertaining as well :)


TAGS: religion belief
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

sarcasm - October 23, 2009, 6:59 pm
I like this too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:08 am
back and forth banter worthy of moti poster comments.....I like it.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 7:15 am
I just love christianity. :) I wanna see muslims pull this stunt. Oh wait, they use bombs, never mind.


DENIAL -


TAGS: lies truth belief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Sho

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:24 pm
So true, yet so few have the guts to admit it... 5L
Sho - June 12, 2012, 9:13 pm
Thank you!
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
This is really good Sho. Cool image, great title and caption.


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...


TAGS: lies upset believe
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by arsonking14

agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am
Epic


BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.




I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.89/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


ENVY -


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


PASSIVE AGGRESSION -


TAGS: passive aggressive mistaken belief
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:42 pm
You sir are too kind.. Non-marked, sequential bills still OK then?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 1:44 pm

you're really getting a nice stash in my fav'd collection
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 9:43 am
Nice one!
spacedog - June 24, 2011, 9:20 pm
LOL! Beautiful and tragic. 5L


I WONDER WHY -




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: gun belt fed m60
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Jaaz



SHELVES - Bruce Campbell's only weakness!


TAGS: bruce cambell evil dead movie s
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Kotetsu

CRaSH - April 2, 2009, 4:28 pm
Bruce Campbell has NO weaknesses.


DIXIE DARLIN - Stuck up here and got dixie on my mind.


TAGS: boots rebel flag shorts
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MTNDEW

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:10 pm
Wiping her ass with the confederate flag?
Stormhawk - June 16, 2010, 9:57 pm
And the South shall rise again...and now you know why.
rerun - June 16, 2010, 8:37 pm

Please check PM MTNDEW


IT'S A SAD DAY - when warning labels have to be put on everything. (Darwin Awards, here we come...)




BELIEBERS -


TAGS: beliebers
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Brawler

steve1961 - December 28, 2013, 9:47 pm
I just hate when Silver gets all riled like this...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:31 pm
God, this is hilarious! But you know, I can't imagine the other generation feeling this way about Elvis Presley.


OUTIES - Wtf?




UNIQUENESS - Being unique has it's place in this world. Unfortunately for you it's in entirely different galaxy .


TAGS: believing defiant society
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Bopiter - June 28, 2012, 9:56 am
Who's turn was it to watch Carrot Top?
MissPriss - June 27, 2012, 3:27 am
Sorry for the nightmare material but thanks for the 5L all the same :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:54 am
Once again, MissPriss, you create a Motifake that will keep me up all night. Yet, 5L for an awesomely scary picture.


VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More




PIMP OF THE YEAR -


TAGS: cant believe theres not a better pic
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:22 pm
Not half, not some.... but all my cash!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Flyguy!!!!


NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others


TAGS: nobel prize nelson mandela mother theresa barack obama
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my ass. From Bullshit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Dustin Marthington

w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


AIRMAN -


TAGS: happy belated birthday buddy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:38 am
Not nice to say "as young as they come". When you're that old, you can't.
M0rd3kaI - March 21, 2012, 12:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent Cranky XD 5L
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:13 am
LOL... bastard


NARUTO - Believe it!


TAGS: naruto anime tw believe it
Rating: 2.05/5
Woody - July 2, 2009, 7:37 pm
Come on guys, give them a break.... you know he love saying that.
Lloyd - November 29, 2008, 1:33 am
I'm an anime fan and even I hate narutards.
Seb - November 9, 2008, 12:21 pm
Let them have this, they have no life, so therefor give them something to the needy
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 7:54 pm
NARUTARDS*!
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 7:54 pm
God i'm SICK of NAURTARDS!


TOGA TOGA TOGA -


TAGS: toga party animal underwear john belushi motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:28 pm
epic movie
GreyScorpion - November 25, 2009, 4:16 pm
Count Me In!! 5L


ENGLISH - Who Needs It???


TAGS: all your base are belong to us ayb aybabtu
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Mito

engineer - October 6, 2009, 1:08 am
Cheat Codes: Win Wars


GAS PRICES - tolling the bell for impeding recession




GET OFF MY LAWN -


TAGS: belt fed
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Airman

whocares0 - May 18, 2011, 3:56 pm
Awkward...
MPsniper - May 18, 2011, 5:44 am
my old battalions armorer's daughter (age 14) was killed by a triple mini mounted on a trailer. she & her dad were at a machinegun shoot, she fired the system and dismounted. when she turned to walk away, it toppled over on top of her and killed her.


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TAGS: gay sweater teen angst punk rebel
Rating: 3.23/5

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CANADA - September 25, 2009, 12:00 pm
i use to have a red mohawk
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 8:14 am
Yep, chip off the olde block.
Ed-Hyde - September 25, 2009, 8:06 am
My wife and I were talking bout this the other day. How disappointed our son is going to be when he comes home with green hair . . . and we yell AWESOME!!
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
I'm glad you like it, aggy. Wish more people would vote, though. This has been in the incubator for a while.
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love it!


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Seth

BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


UMMM - Need i even say how wrong this is and how much i want it




GOD -


TAGS: believes in science
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Thanks!
gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything


MMMM... - Bacon!


TAGS: pork labels wtf
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:47 am
Boy, I never thought the word ‘rectuhm’ would be censored out…..nice coverage.
GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:45 am
Just sick enough to give me my daily Homerism thought; ‘Yum, boneless pork rectums….oh-h-h-h-h’


BELGIUM - The only country that makes Luxembourg feel good about itself.


TAGS: belgium luxembourg colbert
Rating: 2.33/5
SorryInAdvance - August 31, 2009, 5:12 pm
Belgium: It was better before the Dutch started moving there.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:04 am
They did one better, they own Guinness!
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:22 am
When did Belgium start brewing Guinness?
manicbranic - March 9, 2009, 12:23 am
Say what you want, Belgium has great beer. Which makes it a great country.
RnR - September 30, 2008, 5:21 pm
http://www.famousbelgians.net/alphabetical.htm
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
self correction - *just* - I'll put myself in time-out now.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:39 pm
If you look at this jst right, Belgium looks like it's bent over waiting to get buttsecks from the Germans...Again.
shadowmanwkp - September 30, 2008, 3:22 pm
damn right, am I happy to live in the Netherlands.....


MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




REBEL WOMEN -


TAGS: rebel women funny jack daniels booze lunch
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by anvil

hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Treat 'em wrong? That bottle's goin' upside yo' head, mister.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:25 pm
Liquid lunch


RESISTANCE -


TAGS: rebellion georg ohm resistor german
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:15 pm
Nice.
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:26 am
A LAWyer of 5ort5!


HIS MOMMA - didn't raise no dummy


TAGS: rerun seatbelts
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - August 16, 2012, 1:53 pm
cool! do you wear it?
ughomer - August 16, 2012, 11:00 am
Hey Air - that's the EXACT t-shirt I won for the July contest!! Vbattle won 2 and I only got one!
falloutghoul - August 3, 2012, 8:14 pm
Looks like that was a *puts on sunglasses* shitty day.
rerun - August 3, 2012, 8:24 am

It keeps the law from giving me tickets, but it sadly didn't stop me from sailing thru the windshield into the back of that manure truck
mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:45 am
hahaha... nice T-shirt rr!!!


Hey, hey we're the monkees -


TAGS: i m a believer parody
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - January 10, 2015, 9:53 pm
Heh, thing is, good ideas, great ideas are usually short lived in regard to participation. However, there’s no limit to posters....
ughomer - January 10, 2015, 4:53 pm
This theme maybe should be a forum, GaryO. There are millions of misheard lyrics out there.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 1:18 pm
hee hee....and now I’m a believer....in earworms
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 11:28 am
Oh...THAT'S how it goes...I always thought the line was "Then I saw her face/a golden retriever..."


AH BEAUTIFUL SUMMER - A time to let your belly button say 'Hello'




TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY... -




INNOCENCE -


TAGS: star wars tinkerbell tale evil
Rating: 3.08/5

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rellik666 - April 29, 2010, 6:14 am
Well it is a faerie.
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 7:48 am
My god...ITS A TRAP!!!
Waverly - December 17, 2008, 5:28 pm
Is it just me, or does the Faerie have an adam's apple?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 2:11 am
Awwwwww, it's so sweet and romantic until I remember the many many fictional people he killed.


Portal Unlock -




BRITISH COLUMBIA WARNING - You've got to "Grin and Bear" this one.


TAGS: pepper spray and bells
Rating: 4.57/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 10:07 pm
Thought you resided in Quebec, Ontario or Manitoba Province, Pwissy.
MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 8:57 pm
I miss my brother...but he did look stupid with those little bells on that blueberry coloured jacket...bahaha 5L Mr.Ug!
GaryO - January 22, 2013, 9:02 pm
HAH! Too real


THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?


TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




BE HAPPY -




Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


Man in Black -


TAGS: johnny cash rebel
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:59 am
?? I wear white for the same reason. (and it's cooler in summer)
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

real real nice bob....strong 5l from me


HAVE YOU EVER PONDERED - Why all the depictions of Adam and Eve show them with bellybuttons ?


TAGS: adam eve depictions show bellybuttons
Rating: 4.92/5

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Feasibly - March 2, 2012, 8:41 am
Sry Zetmonk, I had to get that off my chest...err stomach...er, you know what I mean! D'oh!
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Nooooooo... the mental image is staggering...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:55 pm
(Teehee)
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:53 pm
Man, the things we ponder sometimes...it's a wonder our bellybuttons don't serve as a$$holes.
crankyhead - March 1, 2012, 1:48 pm
The nerd in me can't resist...: Men have nipples, because mammals all start out as females in the womb. If you're going to be male, you won't start growing boy parts until the 6th week of gestation, and by then, you already own some girl parts. =)
Budog - March 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
Things that make you say, hmmmm...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
or why men have nipples. :/
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:27 pm
?.


ALTERNATIVE FASHION -


TAGS: alternative fashion rebel alan martin
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
so true, these days...


SOME FAILURES HURT WORSE THAN OTHERS - And some cause broken bones


TAGS: belly flop fail
Rating: 4.8/5

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Iconoclast - September 24, 2012, 12:20 pm
OMG!! and 5L
mariand - September 23, 2012, 2:47 pm
lol


MEANWHILE IN BELGIUM -




PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


ZOMBIE TEST - If you have no desire to pet this cats "FAT BELLY" You are a cold lifeless, ungodly beast!


TAGS: fat cat belly zombie
Rating: 2.8/5

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[email protected] - October 18, 2009, 3:56 am
because you don't want this cat 2b the only (really do I need to) you get 2c this week.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:59 pm
I knew it! I'm NOT a zombie after all. Why do I listen to my wife?


REDNECK DOORBELL - How To Make Certain You Never Again Have Visitors




LIBYAN REBEL - Launcher, toy AK, cuffs, grenade, medals, knife, weird hat, more medals – I’m ready to rock ….




MERLIN IS A PIMP! - The ladies love his magic wand!


TAGS: merlin sword in the stone disney tinkerbell pinocchio sleeping beauty
Rating: 2.59/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 13, 2009, 12:10 pm
Sure,But what he did to young Arthur was unconscionable.
LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 12:03 pm
Cuz he's got the magic stick!


FACEBOOK - Because your best moments need to be shared by everyone


TAGS: taco bell
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:37 pm
It's not easy being green


KIDS PLAYING DRESS-UP... -


TAGS: terrorists bombbelt costume
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:53 am
You didn't get anything I guess...
JohhnyMac - May 16, 2011, 10:27 pm
Someone should LET him play with matches..him & ALL of his little friends....
MPsniper - May 16, 2011, 5:08 pm
thanks 8-)
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 1:30 pm

...OUCH
Faceplant31 - May 16, 2011, 12:35 pm
Now thats f_cking funny
forseti - May 16, 2011, 3:22 am
ROFL!


EWWWWWWWW.... - Belly button piercings are SO 1998!




CONJOINED TWINS -


TAGS: after you figure out whats what and what belongs to who
Rating: 4.09/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 2:26 pm
Surround Sound Orgasms.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:01 pm
well they share both the ass and the pussy so... idk maybe
CpnKangaroo - February 22, 2010, 9:27 pm
is that considered a 3 way?
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:58 pm

Sailor wouldn't know which end to hit
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Sailor would hit that
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:31 pm
how do the take it in the....ohhh never mind 5L


FAITH VS. SCIENCE -




WINRY ROCKBELL - After Ed & Al got done running a train.




GANGLAND BEAT-DOWN - Animal Planet Style.


TAGS: that peanut belongs to us
Rating: 2.36/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 1:09 pm
Great pic...uninspired caption.


In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -




MISS MONA LISA'S SISTER -




Draft Beer Jelly Belly -


TAGS: beer flavored jelly belly
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:15 am
Want some! NOW!


PROOF POSITIVE -




BACON DESSERT -


TAGS: i can t believe it s bacon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 12:29 am
I've tried it. It's OK, but not outstanding. Anyone can make it in their own kitchen. All there is to it is maple syrup, bacon and vanilla ice cream


CHRISTMAS 1944 -


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

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Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
cool
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the photo's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
Brilliant
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
Excellence.
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY - It is a fuel tank for an awesome sex machine


TAGS: homer belly fuel tank sex
Rating: 3.94/5

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Budog - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Actually it's Gimp and I am really not very good at it, still learning...
forseti - January 24, 2012, 8:51 am
you love ms paint, don't you?!? ;)


INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE -


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.88/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.


READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!


TAGS: adama battlestar galactica pills labels
Rating: 3.25/5

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Rhinosaurus - July 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Frak yeah!


BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.




PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)




AMERICA - and you thought you'd seen everything


TAGS: belly button buton fat
Rating: 2.4/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:11 am
Okay, I gotta know. Crack or Meth?
JKLOL - May 5, 2009, 1:21 am
I WISH SHE WOULD BREAK INTO MY HOUSE SO I COUDL SHOOT HER IN THE FAT AND THEN WATCH IT KERSPLODE ALL OVER THE WALL AND THEN I COULD LAY INSIDE OF HER FOR WARMTH LIKE IN STAR WARS 2 ON THE HOTH PLANET>> JK LOLZ K THX BYE
Alieninside - April 18, 2009, 5:05 pm
It´s Ripley, the Chestbuster tried to GTFO, but there was to mutch Fat, and after a harddayswork he gave up. Seriously, massive Freedomfail
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:48 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
god dammmm - November 4, 2008, 12:44 am
* i dont think she cant eat anymore without breaking that, and getting herself a heart attack
god dammmm - November 4, 2008, 12:42 am
most of the obese ppl are that way due to stress, depression, or just lazy fucks, that why there are diet plan, and counciling (let me no if i miss anything) to get ur fatass back on track douchebags and GoForthAndDie haha that was fuckin hilarious i do
Nobody - October 31, 2008, 1:40 pm
Seriously, it's fucking sick that people let themselves get this unhealthy. 15-20 lbs. over is one thing. But 100+ ? Jeezus woman, put down the fork!
GoForthAndDie - October 30, 2008, 2:47 pm
Couple more donuts, she won't be able to leave the house.
god dammmm - October 30, 2008, 9:02 am
she should be banned from leaving her house
Sean - June 8, 2008, 12:55 am
this is so fucking true its scary people walk around jiggling like a moraca


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

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Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


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